Q: How can you tell that there's a vocalist at your front door?
A: She forgot the key and doesn't know when to come in.

Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: "The Defendant"

Q: What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.

Q: What's the latest crime wave in New York City?
A: Drive-by trombone solos.

Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic.