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More Jokes -Funny Musician Jokes - Stupid jokes - Music Jokes - Music Comedy
1. What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
The Uzi stops after 20 rounds. 2. What's a bassoon good for? Kindling for an accordion fire. 3. Minimum safe distances between street musicians and the public: Violinist: 25 feet Bad Violinist: 50 feet Tone Deaf Guitar Player who knows 3 chords: 75 feet 15 year-old Electric Guitar Player with Nirvana fixation: 100 feet Accordionist: 60 miles 4. How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the bulb and two to sing about the old one 5. What do you get when you play New Age music backwards? New Age music. 6. Know how to make a million dollars singing jazz? Start with two million 7. What do you have when a group of conductors are up to their necks in wet concrete? Not enough concrete. 8. What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw? It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw 9. What do bodhran players use for birth control? Their personalities 10. A jazz musician dies and goes to heaven. He is told "Hey man, welcome! You have been elected to the Jazz All-Stars of Heaven--right up there with Satchmo, Miles, Django, all the greats. We have a gig tonight. Only one problem--God's girlfriend gets to sing." 11. How does a young man become a member of a high school chorus? On the first day of school he turns into the wrong classroom. 12. How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Give him some sheet music.     
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